دل توڑنا منع ہے: محکمہ محبت

Without getting into serious and some kind of controversial discussion of whether Valentine Day should be celebrated or not, whether it is Halal or not, if its permissible in some sects or not, let’s get amused with funny poetry and jokes associated with Valentine Day.

Sachha Izhaar e Mohabbat

When a girl expresses his bestie in this manner:

How could you expect a decent reply from a boy?

Dukaan Darun ki Chaandi

I think the most overpriced thing in the first two weeks of February is FLOWERS.

To cut this cost, some intelligent people practice this way:

It is not only a busy season for flower business owners, balloon sellers or stuff toy sellers, but professional service providers like salons, and transport providers, also take munh maangay daam.

One such example of business-minded people is depicted through this:

Fake Lover

It can’t be said that only boys ditch a girl or keep one for time pass. It is from both ends. As described:

Shikwa from a girl side:

Jawaab e Shikwa from a boy side:

  Light Hearted Lover

After giving the first sight to her girlfriend who takes weeks to get her special valentine dress stitched, matches high heels with much exertion and books a pre-valentine trip to salon, especially for the meetup, receives response like this,

Adding fuel to the fire:

What could be expected next is REVENGE.

Grapes are sour when Lover betrays

People with no crush

The world undoubtedly has some people like me, who has no crush. Shair ne is moky pr kia khoob kaha hai

Also,

Desperate Soul

Like every story, there also exists some distressed souls

I hope you enjoyed reading this. Don’t forget to share with your friends and cherish them 🙂

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